Expectation vs. Reality.
Expectation:
Reality:
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Eeyup… Especially in high school I’m like “you know what? Fck XD piece o shit called homework” then basically sometimes, my friend Comes over to smack a stick… ((Don’t know why :/))
- Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
- Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
(Source: misterbrantastic)
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when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
(Source: bewareofmpreg)
(Source: idgafimawesome)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
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